My mission is going smoothly....well....ya know....more or less. I had a bit of an....er....close call with the police, after Mr. Meijer—who happens to be paranoid—called them yesterday after he noticed that I had relocated—stolen—his lawn ornaments—two flamingos and a gnome. Had to parkour outta there in a hurry.

....Shut up. I’m starting out small. I’ll get more menacing eventually. I have plans.